(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
Make some noise!
Alright, alright. Okay.
Teacher, I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I have a lot to do this weekend.
Like what?
- I have to study Chinese. / - Okay.
- I have to play video games. / - Okay.
- And I have to read. / - Yeah?
That's why I mixed those 3 things together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Chinese, gaming, reading...
Gaming, Chinese, reading!
So addictive.
I can't resist!
So addictive!
- That's enough! / - I should stop.
So addictive.
Who put these here?
So addictive!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, go sit down.
Next is Mr. Toto!
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
- Who came up with this? / - What?
Who came up with sales?
What's wrong with sales?
I want to buy stuff!
A 50% sale?
I should buy a jacket.
The only color left is pink!
Sneakers for 70% off?
I should buy these.
Model: Runner no. 2.
Color: White.
Size: 260... They don't have my size!
A special 11 o'clock sale?
$20 for sneakers?
That's a great deal.
So I waited until 11.
10:58!
10:59!
11!
Hello?
I got a call!
Mom, I already ate!
Got to go.
It's 11:01.
I can't get into the site.
Oh, I'm in!
I'm number 2,879!
I'm not buying this!
$10 for a flight ticket to Jeju-do?
I bought the flight ticket for $10!
$10 to fly there...
And $200 to fly back!
Who came up with sales?
Alright, go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, hello.
Nice to meet you all.
This doesn't happen every day.
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I just sell one item.
I'm Mr. Pathetic.
You can't sell stuff here.
Teacher, don't be like that.
Let me just sell one thing.
What is it?
Alright then.
This is what I'd like to show you all today.
People of all ages would love this t-shirt...
It's not that nice.
Actually, I meant these shorts.
What the...
To tell you about these shorts,
it's great for storing stuff
because it has many pockets.
If you take a closer look...
- The pocket... / - Looks lame.
Contains these socks.
What?
These socks are very stretchy.
They stretch out like this.
Teacher, come and take a closer look.
Look closer...
They look cheap.
These glasses will help you see.
These glasses are domestic.
Made by a Korean master...
It says, "Made in China."
China?
This collared shirt.
This China-collared shirt has a great fit.
When men wear this...
- It looks very sexy... / - It looks weird.
Like this bikini!
This bikini...
Women, if you wear this to Southeast Asia,
you'll be very popular.
- Cebu, the Philippines, Thailand... / - That's enough.
- Neckties, bowties... / - Stop it!
- What are you doing? / - Cable ties...
I'm not buying anything!
Please buy something next time!
Alright... Geez.
- Mr. Pathetic. / - Alright.
- Mr. Pathetic. / - Next is CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to run a computer shop.
I'll totally have swag at the computer shop.
What are you going to do at the computer shop?
Welcome.
You want to buy a monitor?
How about this?
A swag-classy monitor with clear swag-resolution.
The screen looks so swag-clear.
And we'll even throw in a gift.
First, a head-swag-set.
And a mouse-swag.
Lastly, one year of free AS-swag.
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, this keyboard...
Will become my armor.
And these CDs...
Will become my crown.
Lastly, these PC towers...
Will become my arms and legs.
Don't I look like Optimus Prime?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance!
I am Optimus Prime.
- Go sit down. / - I'm Optimus Swag.
Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright.
Good job, CD.
Who wants to talk next?
- ♪ Out of the way ♪ / - Move it!
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
It's the guy that never tries hard.
Hello, I'm a comedian.
We're going to learn about bubbles today.
Take out your bubble kits.
Oh, a bubble kit...
I brought my bubble kit.
Why'd you take out a roll of toilet paper?
So what if I don't have a bubble kit?
As long as I can make bubbles...
Just use a toilet paper roll.
Just get some of the soapy water on it...
- And just blow bubbles. / - That works?
Let me blow slowly.
Oh, that's big.
It works.
It works. You don't have to try that hard.
- That's amazing. / - Let's say you don't have this.
You don't use toilet paper.
Then you must have scissors at home.
- Scissors? / - Scissors?
Just dip it in the soapy water.
And then...
See?
It keeps making bubbles.
You don't have to try that hard.
- How is that working? / - If you want a lot.
If you want to make a lot of bubbles,
then get a lot of soapy water on this...
- A lot? / - Get a lot on here...
Get a lot on here...
Oh, come on.
At least they were impressed.
You don't have to try that hard.
Am I going to shoot a commercial like...
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, whatever bubbles ♪
Because I'm good at blowing bubbles? Nope!
Am I going to get all aggressive with you
as I foam at the mouth just because...
- I'm good at blowing bubbles? Nope! / - Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
You all shouldn't try so hard!
Just like people on diets that eat an entire chicken
and say it's zero calories as long as you enjoy it.
Don't try so hard!
Go sit down.
- ♪ Out of the way ♪ / - Move it!
Next is Freddie Echo!
He looks just like him.
- Alright! / - Alright!
Please greet them formally.
Hello!
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
- Alright! / - Alright!
They're all imitating you.
You have a lot of fans these days, right?
I even have a fan club!
A fan club! Alright!
Who made this fan club?
To my fans...
♪ Love of my life, you hurt me ♪
Who made the fan club?
♪ Me, me ♪
Me, me, me. I did.
You made it yourself?
Alright!
That's why I prepared a special collaboration
with a special guest!
- Who is it? / - Who?
♪ Mommy Son ♪
- Really? / - Mommy Son?
♪ Mix Sejin, Toto, CD, Daehui, just wait ♪
Mommy Son!
- Really? / - ♪ It's going just like I planned ♪
♪ Okay, it's going just like I planned ♪
Thank you for being on our show, Mommy Son.
A lot of people want to know who you are.
Mommy Son will reveal his identity here!
- Really? / - Wow.
Take it off! Take it off!
3...
2...
Oh, come on...
- Geez... / - That's Jeong Myeonghun!
No, I'm Mommy Son.
Then let's hear you rap.
♪ It's going just like I planned ♪
♪ Okay, it's going just like I planned ♪
- You can go, Myeonghun. / - Okay!
- You can go too. / - Okay!
What was that?
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, you'd better not speak English today.
What are you going to talk about today?
Today, I'm going to talk about
the various techniques you do in ball games.
Oh, ball games.
In soccer...
- There's the curling free kick. / - Right.
- In baseball, you can steal bases. / - Right.
In basketball...
You can jump up and throw the ball
through the hoop.
It's called the jump-up throw.
Geez... What a silly name...
Why is this the jump-up throw?
♪ You jump up ♪
So is this basketball comic book called...
Slam ♪ You jump up? ♪
Yeah, that's what it's called.
Oh, come on! You play basketball every week!
You don't know the jump-up throw?
- You know this. / - The jump-up throw.
Stop pretending you don't know this!
- No, don't use English. / - Seongwon!
- No! / - Don't say it.
- You said no English. / - Don't!
- Don't use English! / - You said you wouldn't!
- Don't! / - Don't!
Dunk!
D-U-N-K. Dunk!
Reverse backhand dunk.
Chicago Bulls shooting guard,
Michael Jordan's dunk.
Kang Ho-dunk.
Dunk-patties.
Stupid dunk-head.
- Korean children's song. / - A children's song?
- ♪ The orchard outside the dunk ♪ / - What is that?
The class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Upper Class)
Honey.
Let's have a drink at this cart bar tonight.
But this place looks so shabby.
It's fun to drink at places like this from time to time.
Alright.
- Let's go. / - Okay.
Why isn't anyone here?
- Yeah. / - Excuse me?
Hello, and welcome.
- Hello... / - Hello...
Are you a member?
You need a membership for a cart bar?
Our cart bar provides the best possible service.
- It's a private bar for members. / - Oh, I see.
Do you wish to become members?
Yes.
Congratulations on becoming members.
What?
I just have to tell you I want to be a member?
- Of course. / - That was easy.
So easy.
This way, please.
But we want to sit here.
Sir, that's our VIP table.
New members can sit here.
We're newbies.
How cute, newbie members.
- Let's sit here. / - Thank you.
This place is only for wealthy members.
Should we really be here?
It's a special day today.
Look at their outfits.
My gosh...
So unclassy.
- What? / - What?
Don't look at them.
- My eyes are hurting. / - Yes.
What are they talking about?
- Is it your first time here? / - Yes.
- Do you wish to become members? / - No.
- Then would you like to be VIP members? / - Yes.
You're VIP members now.
What?
- Thank you. / - What was that?
They just became VIP members.
What was that?
- Please take this coat for us. / - Sure.
I'll keep this in the VIP locker.
- So they have lockers. / - Thank you.
- Oh, gosh! / - Gosh...
- How is that VIP... / - This place really is for VIPs.
This way, please.
Sit.
What's going on?
Excuse me...
We reserved a window seat.
A window seat? Just a moment.
What's going on?
There you go.
I think there's been a mistake.
I reserved an ocean view seat.
- What? There's no ocean view in Seoul. / - Yeah.
Here's the ocean.
- Huh? / - What?
My gosh...
Honey, I see dolphins.
- And seagulls. / - Where?
A seagull!
My gosh!
- What the... / - A seagull!
What's with them?
A seagull!
You're so silly.
Excuse me.
Would you like to order?
Go ahead.
The ocean view is making me crave something raw.
Raw? We'll have beef tartare.
And beer that's been aged 30 years.
- I'll get those for you right away. / - Thank you.
- What are they talking about? / - I don't know.
Here's your beef tartare...
And your 30-year-old beer.
It's been aged well.
Excuse me. Can we get a bottle opener?
- A bottle opener? / - Yes.
So unclassy.
- He offends me. / - A bottle opener...
- What is he doing? / - What's wrong with him?
What's with him?
My gosh! Your tooth...
Yumi.
This is a gift.
Look how yellow your tooth is.
I'll consider this as a gold tooth.
- They're so weird. / - Yeah.
Hello.
I've prepared a cocktail show...
- For our customers today. / - Huh?
I'll start the cocktail show.
A cocktail show at a cart bar?
It's just soju and beer.
- Yeah. / - It's soju and beer.
I pour these in here...
And now, I shake it.
Cue the music.
What is this?
Gosh...
My goodness...
Sir...
- That'll be $3. / - Sure.
Here you go.
- Huh? / - Thank you.
$2 is your change.
- Thank you. / - Thank you.
That guy gave him a napkin and got back $2.
- What just happened? / - What was that?
- How strange... / - What the...
- This place is full of weirdoes. / - For a napkin...
- He gave him a napkin... / - Bonjour!
- You scared me! / - You scared me!
I'm the master chef of this cart bar.
- I'm Mr. Lee. / - Okay.
- I'm going to be all about the food. / - Alright...
This is today's recommended dish.
It's a luxurious French dish.
Snails...
This is totally unrelated to that.
These are seasoned whelks.
Excuse me.
Then why did you mention France?
I'll make sure to sound more like a big shot.
But...
I don't see any whelks in here.
I'll try to make sure you have fun
trying to find the food.
The whelks...
- Where are they? / - What is this?
- Sir. / - Yes?
There are no whelks.
- What? / - What are you talking about?
I'll try to become more honest.
What?
Please enjoy your time here.
You just gave us a plate of green onions!
Honey, I think I found a whelk.
I have to mark it as mine.
Nice one.
Let's get out of here. I don't think we should stay.
- Let's go. / - Let's pay and leave.
Excuse me, we'd like to pay our bill.
- Yes, sir. / - Yes.
I'd like to pay the bill. How much do I owe you?
That'll be $6,015.
How is it $6,015?
The whelks were only $15.
The $6,000 is a tip for me.
Why would I give you a tip?
- Thank you! / - No!
Don't thank me. I'm not going to give you...
- What's all the ruckus? / - What?
So unclassy.
- How insulting... / - They're weird.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
I'd like the pay the bill.
- I left my wallet at home. / - Again?
Can I pay with my fingerprint?
Of course.
Fingerprint?
What are they doing?
Sir.
I don't think that's enough.
Yumi...
Do you have your credit card?
I don't have mine either.
- She's filing her fingerprints! / - My gosh...
Then... Run for it.
Come again.
No!
They're running away!
What's with this cart bar?
(Love Brothers)
The best at dating.
- I'm Seo Taehun. / - And I'm Lee Sejin.
I'm the best at being single! I'm Yoo Minsang!
And the heaviest one here.
Quiet, you!
My wife is the best. I'm Park Yeongjin.
So cool.
- Oh, come on. / - How romantic.
Be honest.
- Life is hard, isn't it? / - Geez!
Be honest.
It's hard to lose weight, isn't it?
Stop being ridiculous!
Have a seat.
Alright, people.
If you listen to what we say,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women multi-task very differently.
This is what women can multi-task.
They can watch TV
as they wait for their instant noodles to cook
as they clip their toenails
as they talk on the phone...
- And tell lies. / - What?
What kind of lies?
"What am I doing now, honey?
I'm just reading."
Lies like that.
It looks a lot like this.
You ladies can relate to this, right?
Women are able to do 5 things at the same time.
Let's see how a guy can multi-task.
This is it.
He's out drinking because
he's sad about breaking up with his girlfriend
as he checks out the girls at the next table,
as he checks to see if there are any girls to call,
as he checks out the female celebrities on TV,
as he checks out the girls walking through the door.
All of this happens in 5 seconds.
Then he finally finds a girl to call.
"Hey, what are you up to?
Oh, you're reading?"
That's how it goes.
- She's probably doing this. / - Right.
This is the next topic.
Men and women don't show up
when it's a meeting with the opposite sex
for different reasons.
First, for women...
- It's nothing good. / - Nothing good.
Nothing good to wear.
No good shoes to wear.
No good bag to take out.
She's not confident that day.
What's this?
It's a pimple!
You know what?
I can't go. My skin looks atrocious.
A girl won't show up for various reasons like this.
Then why wouldn't a guy show up
to a meeting with a girl?
It's this.
No reason.
So there's no reason!
There's no reason a guy wouldn't show up
to meet a girl!
They'd show up no matter what.
No matter what.
If he's broke, he'll borrow money.
If he has nothing to wear,
he'll even wear his mom's clothes.
That's true.
- That's what guys are like! / - Right.
That's totally ridiculous!
Guys don't always show up!
Do you have a reason for that?
I never have anyone to meet!
- I knew that. / - I never have plans!
- You don't have plans? / - Yeah!
You should make plans.
Move it! Get this stuff out of here!
It won't happen this year.
What? Stop being ridiculous.
People, don't worry about that stuff.
You don't need plans if you live alone.
You can be happy all by yourself.
But you still can't live happily by yourself
in this environment.
Why? Even when you go to marts,
there are no marts for single people,
there are only marts for families and couples.
What's the most inconvenient thing about marts?
They sell too much stuff at a time.
Of course, that's fine for me.
It's fine for me.
But it's too much for ordinary single people.
When are you going to finish all that food?
That's why I thought of this.
They shouldn't sell a lot at a time.
A mart that sells single items.
♪ Happy One Mart ♪
One Mart sells single items.
And a mart with a bunch of stuff
that you can pick things out one at a time.
♪ Home Minus ♪
One at a time.
♪ Home Minus ♪
A mart where you take just one item.
And the next mart...
It sells the last remaining items.
Last Mart.
- Last Mart? / - Last?
- Last Mart? / - No, no.
Just one mast on this ship.
That's why.
It's Last Mart.
And what else is inconvenient?
Family restaurants.
They're called family restaurants.
Only families can go?
Can't single people go?
So they need to make restaurants for singles.
Let's look at some examples.
When you name these restaurants,
you have to take out any plural words.
Take out the S.
There shouldn't be an S.
Let's take a look.
Vip!
- Vip? / - Vip.
Vip?
- Vip. / - Vip?
It's called Vip!
It's for one person. Vip!
And please come alone and not as a couple.
Come by yourself!
Geez, Come Alone!
- Geez... / - Geez, Come Alone!
Don't come as a couple!
Make restaurants like this.
And what else is there?
I've never been to an island.
Only couples go to islands.
Nami Island, Jeju-do, Ganghwa-do...
Only couples visit those places.
How about making an island for single people?
An island you'll be happy to go alone.
It's called Alone Island.
At this island,
men and women aren't allowed there as a couple.
They're split up on the island too.
How are they split up?
There's a line that divides this island.
Alone Men Island and Alone Women Island.
And this dividing line is the
Men and Female Dividing Line.
You can't come here as a couple.
If anyone ever tries to cross this line...
That's crossing a military demarcation line,
so they'll be reported to the NIS as a spy.
They'll be treated just like a spy!
Please don't forget, people.
Always look around you
and report any couples.
Public service announcement for singles.
Geez!
You're the most suspicious one here!
This person should be reported!
- Why me? / - Geez, go sit down.
Happiness comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm so jealous.
Gosh...
Just thinking of my wife makes me sing.
♪ Getting married is insane ♪
- That song? / - That's how...
That's how crazy happy I am.
People.
Before I got married,
I liked girls that are strong and cool like a soldier.
But now, I live a happy life
with my wife that's like a soldier.
When my wife is sleepy and goes to bed early...
It's like a tank passing by.
And when I hear that tank,
I have to stay awake and be on duty.
And as soon as she wakes up in the morning...
"Dear! Throw out the trash, the recyclables
and the food waste!"
Alright.
It weighs a lot.
This is full combat gear.
And when I get home late from drinking,
my wife goes...
"Gosh! I can't take this anymore!
Why did I marry this fool?
Is he handsome? Does he have a good personality?
And it's not like he's any good at night..."
She's like a sniper.
Everything she says does critical damage!
"I can't stand the sight of you!
Get out of here now! Get out!"
Okay, okay...
Cold weather training starts.
I went out into the hallway...
Looks like the guy in 408 was kicked out too.
A comrade in arms.
Then my wife comes out with a packed bag.
"I'm going to my parents' house.
So don't call me for a while, okay?"
Dear... Dear...
Looks like I get a vacation!
You know what's amazing?
I've been married for 2 years,
but I'm still a private.
"Dear!"
Yes, ma'am!
But I'm still very happy!
Oh, I have to go out and party now.
Why?
My wife is coming home tomorrow.
This is the last day of my vacation!
- Gosh! / - You have to party!
Did you all see that? We're all actually...
Very happy.
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Livelihood.
10 minute for $1.
You can relieve your stress by hitting me.
10 minute for $1!
Master...
What are you doing here?
My martial arts studio is about to go out of business.
I have to do something about it.
You two don't have to worry.
Just focus on your training.
Master...
How could I just leave you
when you're out here doing this?
I'd like to help.
Here's $100.
Thank you.
Me too! Me too!
Stop hitting him!
Stop hitting him! I want a turn too!
I want a turn too!
The next chapter.
Misunderstanding!
Wow!
Master! Get out here!
What's going on?
The moon looks huge!
That's a meteor about to fall on us, fool!
What the...
The next chapter.
Framed!
Where did those scumbags go?
How dare they frame us as thieves?
- Get out here! / - Show yourselves!
So they won't show themselves.
- Then we have no choice. Suyeong! / - Yes.
1, 2, 3.
- There they are. / - We got you now.
Get over here.
The next chapter.
Incineration.
- Suyeong. / - Yes, master.
What's with the nunchucks?
I picked these up.
Take a look, master.
Pretty good, right?
You fool!
You have to make yourself stronger.
Don't rely on a weapon!
Just having this will make you rely on it.
I'm going to burn this!
Who threw the dynamite?
- Who was it? / - Where did you get those?
- Where did you get those? / - At a factory.
The last chapter.
Bonus footage!
Suyeong, this tire needs air.
I'll pump some air.
Why are you doing this to me today?
Where did you get that?
At a factory.
Don't just pick stuff up!
(Hello)
So... Face-reader...
Something sounds strange.
Hello.
I have a vocal cord nodule.
Lose it.
I said to lose it!
Hello.
I'm on a diet.
Why can't you talk?
Hello.
I'm a parrot trainer.
Gosh, don't worry about that.
I've been doing this for years.
Hello.
I'm wrestling champ Lee Mangi.
♪ What's your name? ♪
♪ What's your number? ♪
Hello.
I'm investigating someone.
Hello.
I'm good at responding.
♪ It's time, let's get together ♪
♪ Ring the bell, ding, ding, ding ♪
Hello.
I'm Bosingak bell.
Don't cross this line.
I noticed you tend to cross the line.
Hello.
I'm a referee for a track meet.
Gosh, time to check out my intestines.
Hello.
I'm going for an endoscopy.
Yeah! There's a soccer game today!
Hello.
I own a fried chicken restaurant.
Why do you keep calling?
I told you not to call me!
Hello.
My phone battery is at 1%.
Hello.
I got my nails done!
Captain...
I can't go up any further.
Get it together!
Just a bit farther up.
The elevator is broken.
Why do you live on such a high floor?
The view is great.
Too many stairs...
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
They're the top show for 60th birthdays!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
- Storybooks for kids for sale! / - Gosh...
They make a great gift for children!
Please buy one.
- Please buy one... / - Hey!
What are you doing?
Chilsip, it's not like that...
You fool!
It's a pop-up book.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We'll break this board
with a newspaper!
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it?
What?
Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do this.
Geez...
Do you want to break that with a newspaper
or do you want me to become your bride?
Then I'll do it.
Alright then...
Hey, hurry up and roll it up.
- Chilsip... / - Yeah?
It feels like all eyes are on me!
I'm ready.
Alright, good.
Please work.
I did it!
Radiant Gupal!
Now we'll make things harder.
He'll break marble with the newspaper.
Are you insane, Chilsip?
That's totally ridiculous!
Here comes the bride.
I'll make it work.
Alright then.
Gupal did it!
Hey, how did you do that, Gupal?
- We sell metal chopsticks too. / - Good job.
Introducing the next show!
Life starts at 100.
It's the 100-year-old Men!
1, 2, 3, 4.
Are you trying to break that?
You'll hurt yourself.
That's dangerous!
- Nice job! Good one. / - Hold this.
Bring it.
You're going to balance that on your head?
That's too hard.
Static electricity!
Nice one. You did it.
Take this.
Alright.
Higher.
You're going to kick that?
Higher.
Goal!
Not yet, not yet.
You're going to turn it inside out?
You did it.
The dartboard...
Bring it.
I'll hit the bull's-eye.
1, 2...
Yeah!
We did it.
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have any more ♪
♪ Round and round ♪
♪ After turning a few times I get anemia ♪
Hey...
My gosh.
You're heavy.
You almost passed out.
Are you okay?
♪ I'm full ♪
- ♪ Ribs ♪ / - ♪ Ribs ♪
♪ Ribs, he's so skinny ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ The girl can lift me ♪
Put me down.
Good-bye.
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ No matter how they stuff their faces ♪
♪ It's way too much food ♪
♪ We can't finish these ♪
♪ Let's share these ♪
♪ Don't go, don't go ♪
- ♪ We'll eat those ♪ / - Give me that.
Give me that.
This is my favorite skit.
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going for
our Great Digestive Medicine?
Manager Jeong has it ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Let's go.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked really hard on the Great Digestive...
Quiet, quiet.
Great Digestive Medicine.
Make a cool commercial that will make
people want to take the medicine.
I'm begging you.
- Make it so people will want to take it? / - Yes.
I made one like that. Let's watch it now.
Time for dinner.
Honey, my stomach isn't feeling so good.
I think it's indigestion.
Honey, drink some Great Digestive Medicine.
Huh?
I think I feel better now!
Dad, what are you drinking?
I want some too!
Suyeong! You only drink this
when you have indigestion.
Then I'll get indigestion too!
No...
I want indigestion!
- No, son... / - No...
I wonder what it feels like to have indigestion.
The medicine you want to take!
Great Digestive Medicine!
Stop it...
No, no.
People shouldn't try to get indigestion
to take our digestive medicine.
Nobody does that for real.
Don't do a commercial like that.
Get me an A-lister model
and make me a great commercial. Got it?
I have an A-lister model prepared.
- Let's watch it now. / - Okay!
Hello.
The life of a top actor isn't easy.
- So many people... / - Okay, kids.
- Follow your teacher. / - Okay.
Oh! Aren't you Kim Junho?
I'm a big fan!
Kids! It's Mr. Kim Junho!
You know who he is, right?
- No. / - No.
So...
"2 Days and 1 Night!"
♪ It's me, it's me ♪
Oh, no...
Well... I'm a big fan.
Can I get your autograph?
I guess they don't have a TV at home.
It's okay. Don't cry.
There, there.
Huh?
It's Great Library!
Wow!
- Give me that. / - Hi, kids.
- Give it to me! / - I'm almost finished...
- I need to get Great Library's autograph! / - Almost...
Give me that!
- Please give me your autograph! / - Thank you.
I'm so jealous of Great Library... My stomach hurts!
That's when you need Great Digestive Medicine!
What was that?
Getting Great Library was great.
That was great and all...
Where did they go? Where did they go?
Where are you guys? Lower the curtain!
- Wow... / - I'm a huge fan!
- I love your show! / - Thank you.
- I'm a huge fan. / - Hey!
You guys better get back here.
Sorry...
Geez, I told you to make a commercial.
Think about it. Don't do one like this.
What's Great Library known for?
He communicates with the viewers.
That's what you should put in the commercial.
That's what will work.
- A commercial with communication? / - Yeah!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
Geez...
(Great Library's great advice!)
Hello, I'm YouTuber Great Library.
Today, I'll be giving you all
some refreshing advice.
Let's see what concerns people have.
Please post your comments!
This is from Gag Godfather.
"How can I become a perfect comedian
that's funny and handsome like Kim Junho..."
Hey, are you Kim Junho?
Gag Godfather has left the chat room.
It was Kim Junho!
- Geez... / - It wasn't me!
Oh, hi, Junho.
I was here. When did I write that?
Have a seat.
- Geez... / - Now that you're here...
- You should do the show with me. / - Sounds good.
- A joint show. / - Sounds good.
Please post your comments.
This is Sangeun-Sangeun.
"I wish to marry Suzy the celebrity."
Me too.
Next.
This is Hana-Hana.
"Make me laugh."
Look in the mirror.
Next.
Junho... You shouldn't answer like that.
- Then what should I do? / - Be friendlier.
- Friendly? / - Yes, and make them comfortable.
That's what you should do.
I'll show you.
From Small Library.
"You're a great internet broadcaster, Great Library."
Oh, thank you.
"So how much do you make?"
What the...
So how much do you make?
Gosh... I think I have indigestion.
Huh? Try some Great Digestive Medicine.
Great Digestive Medicine?
What was that?
He didn't even answer the questions.
They just raised the curtain.
What's Great Library known for?
He talks about video games.
Make a commercial about video games
that's epic and exciting!
Make one like that.
- Make him talk about video games? / - Yeah.
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
I'm going to start the game segment
of Great Library TV.
I've prepared a fighting game for today.
Take a look and see
which character I choose.
Let's see...
Let me pick the cheap character, Daehui.
Alright.
What other characters should I pick?
This character isn't that good,
but I think he'll be okay. Junho.
Alright.
Then let's get started.
Are you ready, guys?
Round 1!
Daehui, it's time for doping.
Take digestive medicine.
Breath attack!
Man, that stinks.
Junho, it's time for doping.
Take the digestive medicine.
Drink it.
Drink it. Drink it.
Drink it. Drink it. Gosh...
Is the game lagging?
How much more do I have to drink?
Let me attack!
Sorry, Junho.
Time for you to attack.
Attack, Daehui!
Die!
How refreshing.
I felt that hit.
Nice one.
Very nice.
Junho, are you ready?
Junho... Punch!
Slap you!
Hey.
Do what we rehearsed! You slapped me for real.
I thought you broke my butt bone.
Being slapped is insulting.
- You think I wasn't insulted? / - That's messed up!
- Why you... / - Guys!
- I wish you'd die, Junho! / - Stop it, guys!
- You're so frustrating! / - So frustrating!
Guys! When you're frustrated...
Great Digestive Medicine.
(Refreshing Statements)
Gosh.
"Intimate Strangers" is a great movie.
That was a lot of fun.
Dear, what if we took our cell phones out
and let each other see who contacts us
just like in the movie?
Take your phone out.
- Why would we do that? / - For fun.
That doesn't sound fun.
My gosh... Are you hiding something from me?
Nope.
So give me your phone.
I don't want to!
Gosh, now I really want to see it.
Do you want to see the grim reaper? I said no!
Gosh, now I'm really suspicious.
You changed your unlocking pattern recently.
Woman, do you want me to change
the pattern of your life?
How would you know my unlocking pattern?
All you do is go vertically, horizontally or diagonally.
I unlocked it in two tries, you simpleton.
Woman, do you want today to be your funeral?
We're a married couple,
but there are manners too. Respect my privacy.
Why does a married couple need privacy?
I can show you everything on my phone.
I can even take out my organs
and show them to you. You got that?
Why would I look at that? You can look at that.
Aren't you even curious about my life?
Woman, I thought just your body got bloated,
but it looks like your brain did too.
I know everything you do.
I don't have to call you.
And it's not like I've ever cheated on you.
Do I ever gamble? Do I ever con people?
Do I ever let people borrow money?
My life is cleaner than a blank piece of paper.
Why would you want to go through my phone?
You're making me upset.
Geez... Did you hit your head somewhere?
Why would you say it like that?
If your life is so clean,
then show me your phone.
Last time you got a phone call,
you went over there to take the call.
You always have your phone turned over.
And you always look at your phone in secret.
Are you hiding something or are you watching porn?
Woman, you sure are good at
making your life shorter.
You're suspicious for no reason.
Last time I called you from the car,
you heard the GPS
and asked me if I was with a woman.
I was listening to the radio
and you asked me who I was talking to.
And last time when I was showering,
you picked up my phone.
What did you say when you heard a woman's voice?
"Who the heck are you, lady?"
You want to know who that was? My boss' wife!
That was the CEO's wife!
I had to beg the CEO for forgiveness the next day.
Geez... You're all talk.
Your mouth would float if you ever fell into the water.
You never answer my calls or texts,
yet you always have your phone on you. That's why.
Every time I call, you never pick up.
You say the CEO's father died.
You say your director's father died.
You say the manager's father died.
Why does your company have so many funerals?
Do you work at a funeral agency?
And this is what you text me.
"I can't pick up because I'm driving."
"I can't pick up because I'm in a meeting."
Last time I called you because
we were out of toilet paper.
You were at home
and you texted that you were at a meeting.
I'm really starting to feel doubtful.
Give me your phone now!
- Would you stop it? / - No!
Oh, whatever.
I'd never marry you in the next life!
- Nice! / - Are you joking around?
Would you be quiet?
Do you have a vuvuzela in your throat?
That's right! So show me your phone now!
Alright, alright! Here, here!
- Look at it all you want! / - Hold on...
What's this? Is it a retinal scan?
- Open your eyes. / - Stop it.
- Open your eyes! / - That hurts!
Hold on... Who's this?
Haeundae Goddess?
You have your ex-girlfriend's number saved?
- It's not like that... / - That's it.
Hello? Who the heck are you, lady?
You're so loud.
I'm your mother!
Why are you yelling?
Mom?
Mom, I'll call you back later.
What was that?
Why'd you save my mom as Haeundae Goddess?
- Because she's way prettier than you. / - Geez...
- Then what did you save me as? / - Dang it!
Mine.
What?
This is mine!
Oh, come on!
Stop it.
Mine.
- Stop it. / - I'm yours.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a tablet PC.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello. It's a tablet PC!
That's right, people.
We have the basic model of Yoo Minsang's tablet PC.
A lot of you take your tablet PC on the go.
Then it has to be portable.
That's why
we have a folding tablet PC.
It's a flexible one!
It's great. Here it is.
It folds...
It folds, people.
This is...
It's a real tablet PC that folds, people.
Whose tablet PC did you break?
- I made this with Minsang's tablet PC. / - Hey!
You broke it!
It's a great product.
And a lot of people work on tablet PCs
instead of laptops these days.
But you need to buy a separate keyboard...
- To work on a tablet PC. / - Right.
But Yoo Minsang's tablet PC...
- Comes with a keyboard. / - That's nice.
Let me show you.
This is the tablet PC.
And the keyboard is on the back.
You type... And then look.
Type... And then look.
- Type again... And then look. / - Hold on.
Isn't that great, people?
That's a lot of exercise.
You really need to exercise.
That's not what this is for.
Let's bring in early adapter Kim Suyeong
and talk to him. Come on out.
Hello.
I'm Kim Suyeong, the early adapter.
Yoo Minsang's tablet PC
comes with a case.
The case is really soft.
It's great for absorbing shock.
It's a jelly case.
Hey! Hey!
You're eating that...
What did you make this with?
- It's delicious! / - What the...
- You can keep this! This is mine! / - Hey!
I want to buy that case too.
There you go again.
It's not like that...
Let me tell you more about the product.
When you use a tablet PC, you have to
charge it again after watching a movie.
You have to charge it after playing a game.
- It's so inconvenient. / - Right.
That's why we made a tablet PC...
- That doesn't need to be charged. / - Wow.
Please focus, people. It's an amazing product.
- See? / - Yes...
Take a look.
- See that? / - That's for kids...
Isn't that a toy for kids?
You never have to charge this, people.
- Isn't that great? / - They'll never use this.
Not after graduating elementary school.
- That's why it's surprising. / - It sure is.
And that's not all. Yoo Minsang's tablet PC
can connect with your TV too.
You can see what's on your tablet PC
from your TV.
- Right. That's right. / - I'll show you.
- This is important. / - Let me show you.
I'll press the button.
People...
- It looks exactly the same! / - Hold on.
Why did you connect it to such a big screen?
- That's why it's surprising. / - Very much so.
It's exactly the same.
- You didn't have to do that. / - Right.
And for those that buy our product today,
we'll throw in a tablet PC pen.
- Nice. / - Take a look people.
Here's the tablet PC and here's the pen.
It works great.
- Look at that. / - Hold on.
Isn't this a magic marker?
How are you going to get that ink off?
I'll use this pain relief ointment.
- What? / - It comes right off.
What are you doing? You could just use your spit.
Let's bring in a consumer
and here his review. Come on out!
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 34 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's tablet PC...
Geez...
What?
I told my nephew that I'd get him
Yoo Minsang's tablet PC once he got into college.
He gave up on college.
What?
People, I use Yoo Minsang's tablet PC...
- Oh, I threw it out. / - Hey!
- And... / - That's enough!
I don't want to hear that music again!
Did you just play it twice?
Hey! What was that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Let's have some fun.
♪ Great price ♪
♪ Come on, let's run ♪
♪ Great price ♪
♪ Come on, let's run ♪
When you're out having fun...
Yoo Minsang's tablet PC.
What was that?
Can't you use some better-looking guys next time?
Hey!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's yellow corvina.
It's a tablet PC! Geez!
(Excessive Dynasty)
China had the Han dynasty.
And Korea had a dynasty
where everything was excessive.
It's called the Excessive Dynasty!
It's the king!
Listen up, ministers.
The people are about to starve to death
because of the constant bad harvests.
How are you guys so relaxed?
We're so sorry, Your Highness.
Your Highness!
- Your Highness! / - What's going on?
- Your Highness! / - What is it, General Song?
It's great to see you!
So excessive.
We're having a meeting now.
You had to rush in to say hi?
Then... Please kill me!
Why would I kill you?
- Please kill me! / - You're so noisy.
(Please kill me)
Just talk instead.
Just go, just go.
(Yes, Your Highness)
So frustrating...
Your Highness.
So... What will we do about this famine?
Your Highness, there is one village
that continues to have good harvests.
What is the secret of that village?
The people of that village
work hard like cows.
Let's bring a villager in to hear the secret.
- Bring him in. / - Bring him in!
Geez...
What's this?
This is a cow.
How am I supposed to talk to him?
- Hey. / - Moo.
Geez...
What is this?
Your Highness, that's not all.
One of the people there
can do the work of ten men!
Bring him in!
You sure grew a lot. A lot of arms.
So many arms...
Rock, paper, scissors.
He'd be good at rock, paper, scissors.
You can go.
And let's butcher this cow to feed the people.
Your Highness! Please don't!
Your Highness, you must
cherish the cow when you're farming.
The cow?
I went as an envoy to this one country
where cows and humans are very close.
- There's a country like that? / - Yes.
A cow couple invited me to their home
and made me coffee.
The cow that made me the coffee...
Was espresso!
- Espresso? / - And...
The husband cow put ink on his horn
and drew me a picture. That cow is...
- Picasso! / - Oh, Picasso...
And another thing!
Picasso and Espresso had a big son.
That son's name is...
- Sophie Marceau! / - Sophie Marceau?
And another thing!
- Sophie Marceau... / - That's enough!
That's enough!
What are you doing?
What do I do about him?
Die, scum!
That's excessive! He doesn't deserve to die!
Then please kill me!
Why would I kill you?
Then I'll kill you, Your Highness!
Would you just stop it?
(Please kill me)
Geez... How frustrating.
Why are you passed out? He didn't really cut you.
Oh, was it that obvious?
Geez...
None of you guys are making any sense!
The people are starving to death!
Do you know what my concern is?
My hair is turning white
from worrying about the people!
Your Highness, no need to worry.
We'll handle it!
Get ready!
Get ready...
Get what ready?
Your Highness...
We'll handle it.
- How will you handle it? / - We'll handle it!
This is excessive.
Problem solved.
This is excessive!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple one.
As you can see...
This is ordinary water.
Check if it's really water.
- What? / - Check it.
Now I'm going to cast a spell on this water.
Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra...
Abra... Abra... Something amazing will happen.
- Huh? / - Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra...
- Huh? / - Wow.
- Wow. / - Abra...
Cadabra.
- Amazing, right? / - Wow.
Now I'll pour some magic sand into this water.
You see this red sand?
Red sand, red sand, red sand...
I'll add this red sand... In here...
I'll mix it up.
Next, I have blue sand.
I'll take some of this blue sand...
And mix it in here.
Just like that.
And I have yellow sand.
I have some yellow sand.
I'll mix it up in here.
Now there's a lot of sand in here.
Time to cast the spell.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Cadabra. Red sand, appear.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Wow.
- Wow. / - Abra... Abra...
Blue sand, appear.
Wow.
One more time.
Abra... Abra... Abra...
Yellow sand, appear.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Wow.
Amazing, right?
It's time for the highlight of our show.
We need Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
- Yes, boss. / - Come on out.
For this amazing trick...
We'll get someone from the audience
and make them levitate.
Who should I pick? Who should I pick?
Right here.
The one that looked cute with her hand up.
Just her hand looked cute.
Come on up, come on up.
Let's bring her up.
Alright.
Let's bring her up.
Pardon me for asking, but...
How much do you weigh?
So you weigh 52kg. Alright.
Wow.
It's okay. Just trust us.
We aren't bad people. Get on.
Get on. Get on.
That's it.
Now lie down.
Raise that.
Raise it, raise it.
That'll make her look dead.
Raise it.
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Cadabra.
- What the... / - Wow.
She's levitating. She's levitating.
She's levitating. She's levitating. She's levitating.
Amazing, right?
Wow.
- No applause? / - Wow.
She went up.
Now she's going down.
She's down now.
Wow.
You can step down.
Good job.
You can go.
Now we'll levitate a man that's much heavier.
I'll bring up a first-timer.
Who's here for the first time?
Come on up, who's a first-timer?
- Yes, boss. / - Oh, good.
I've never met this person before.
- Thank you, boss. / - Yes, yes.
- Lie down on this. / - Yes, boss.
I'll make him levitate now.
Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra...
Levitate, levitate...
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
No!
It's levitating! It's levitating!
It's levitating! Amazing, right? Applause!
Boss...
(Random Video Calls)
I have no plans this weekend.
What's this?
Everyone in the world in one place?
Random video chatting? Hey, that sounds like fun.
Install. Log in.
Name, Seo Taehun.
Country, South Korea. Okay.
I get how it works.
This app is popular these days.
I wonder if it'll find someone.
- Oh! Hello! / - Hello.
Why do you sound so weak?
- Did something happen? / - I've been struggling.
- Oh... / - Can you please console me?
Yes... Was it a break-up?
- I think it was love... / - I see.
Hang in there...
But it's really over now!
Please hang in there...
How will I live my life now?
Oh, gosh... That's terrible.
"Sky Castle" is over!
Are you kidding me?
I thought he broke up with his girlfriend.
Someone else.
- Oh, it's Park Chanho! / - Hello, I'm Park Chanho.
Hello.
Let me tell you why I started using this app.
- No, it's okay. / - When I was in LA...
- I missed Korea. / - Okay.
I missed my family.
I was able to overcome all that...
- Because of this app. / - I see, okay.
I get it now. Please stop. Please.
That reminds me of another story.
- I missed getting pedicures... / - What?
- And... / - No, hold on.
My ear hurts!
That reminds me of another story.
I missed using compressors
with my parents in the apartment.
Why are you rhyming?
Gosh, he sure talks a lot.
Someone else.
Hello.
Huh? What are you doing?
I'm doing a hand-stand.
Why are you standing on your hands?
Do set the world record.
Wow... So how long has it been?
What was that?
How long...
Hey! You just have your phone upside-down!
He's trying to trick me.
Why do I keep getting guys?
I want to talk to a girl. Someone else.
Dang, it's a guy.
That was really insulting.
Hold on... I feel so insulted.
I don't want you either. Someone else.
Hello... Oh...
- Dang, it's a guy! / - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I feel terrible.
I feel really bad about that one.
Get me a girl this time. Someone else.
Oh! Jung Joonyoung!
Dang, it's a guy.
Jung Joonyoung uses this app too.
Oh, I see. You can set the keywords.
I want a woman... With a baby face.
Am I going to get a girl this time?
- Wow, it's really a baby. / - Hello.
Hi, kid. How old are you?
I'm 6 years old.
- Alright. How cute. / - Play with me.
- How about the word linking game? / - Okay!
Fly!
Handcart!
Cadmium.
Cadmium? Cadmium?
- Hold on... / - You don't even know that?
Why are you laughing at me?
Geez, how insulting... She's really good at this.
Someone else.
Hello!
It looks like you're at an amusement park.
I'm hanging out with my friends.
I'm on the merry-go-round!
Oh, the merry-go-round...
That reminds me of another story.
I missed going to sushi train...
What's he talking about?
Gosh... I feel like I'll have nightmares about him.
Someone else.
What's with the banana?
Sodium.
Hold on!
He doesn't know this either!
Gosh, I lost to her twice. That hurts my pride.
Geez... Let me try one last time.
- Oh! Hello. / - Hello.
It's cold outside. What are you doing?
I'm out here busking,
but there's nobody here to watch me.
Oh... I'll watch you then.
- Oh! Really? / - Sure.
Thank you!
Break a leg!
Busking in this cold weather...
Oh, someone showed up to watch.
Huh? He isn't there to watch...
He isn't there to watch! Get him!
Get him! Run faster!
I'm sorry!
Gosh...
That wasn't my fault.
I'm sorry.
Let me try one last time.
- Wow! / - Hello.
Wow! You're so pretty!
Thank you.
- Want to see me dance? / - You're going to dance?
I should thank you for this.
Thank you. It's my lucky day...
Excuse me.
Can you wipe off your screen?
I can't see. Can you wipe that off?
Thank you.
That reminds me of another story.
I missed that pain...
- And that reminds me of another story. / - What?
What's wrong with this app?
(Sky Cancel)
My gosh! Why did she call us all together again?
Probably to brag again.
My gosh!
Why do you always have that pyramid with you?
The twins must reach the top of the pyramid.
Dear, can you get rid of that pyramid?
Can't do that.
All you know how to do is
crack walnuts with this pyramid.
I can just use my hand.
My gosh! That's an illness!
- Goodness... / - You're all here.
Mihyang!
Yeseo got perfect scores on all her exams.
My gosh! Congratulations!
It's nothing special,
but I brought some nice food for us to share.
My gosh, what's this?
It's from Champs-Elysees, France.
It's hand-made cookies from there.
My gosh, they're so luxurious.
Ma'am!
Mary likes her treat!
This is a dog treat?
I ought to tear your mouth open!
I'll change the bedpan!
Not even potty trained...
My gosh...
Those are snacks for the dog.
I know that.
My gosh...
I should've been born as a dog.
My gosh, she's eating dog snacks.
That's an illness.
What's Yeseo's secret behind her perfect scores?
I can't just tell you that.
Dear, dear! Hurry!
Alright.
It's not like we want the secret behind
the perfect scores...
I heard you like music.
This is an instrument made by a
Korean instrument master.
My gosh...
It's a singing beggar set.
- My gosh... / - That's great.
Thank you, Suhan's dad.
I've been wanting to let loose,
but I never got the chance to.
That looks great on you!
♪ A monkey climbs a tree ♪
♪ Monkey, monkey, monkey magic ♪
My gosh...
When she's possessed like this,
we should dance.
What's all the ruckus?
Geez...
Dear...
Yeseo got perfect scores on her exams.
Is our kid getting perfect scores such a big deal?
You always take things too far!
I'm leaving!
(My daughter Yeseo got perfect scores)
You always take things too far!
Look at this.
I told you not to put up awards like this!
Take it down!
Why is it so sunny in here?
(Award for Song Yeseo)
You always take things too far!
When things are silly like this,
there should be dancing.
I don't think so, dear.
- Teacher... / - My gosh. Who is this?
I'm a stylist.
A washing machine stylist.
Teacher, there are nice laundromats and
dry cleaners that provide great service.
Ma'am.
You need to trust me.
Of course I do...
- But the laundry gets tangled... / - Ma'am.
The laundry getting tangled isn't important.
- Right, of course... / - Ma'am.
Are you okay with not being able to wear
your new outfit for a wedding because
the dry cleaner is closed?
- Mr. Jo, take the detergent. / - No, teacher!
I'll use the washing machine!
That means you'll trust me.
Are you okay with losing
one sock from your favorite pair?
Are you okay with your pants ending up like this...
Gosh...
Because you left some tissues in the pocket?
I'm asking you if you're okay with losing
one of your bra pads... Ma'am
Yes... I'm okay with that!
I don't have lopsided breasts!
Mr. Jo, leave the detergent and the laundry bag.
I'll be going now, ma'am.
Geez!
What a waste of money!
You hired a washing machine stylist?
You always take things too far!
- Geez! / - Dear!
Dear!
When our hearts are racing like this,
there should be dancing.
Cue the music!